Monday, March 3, 2008

Thing that make you go hummm

1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)
3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
6. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
7. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (I'll go ask Dave)
8. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
9. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
10. Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G??

5 comments:

gina said...

That was great!

lacey said...

Okay, I was laughing SO hard after I read just the 1st one! So funny.

* Dan & Ashley * said...

Those are great!! some of them you have to think about!! :D

Dixie Wise said...

I love that list! Those are so true!

Trish the Dish said...

The first one is the best.